After hearing for the last 2 thousand years that Jesus the King is going to return soon, from the Christian lobby, especially among the MAGA lot, who also feel threatened by the giant Hanuman statue in Sugar Land, Texas, because it’s against Christianity, which is also why they want all these Hindu demonic Indians kicked out of the US. But karma always has the last laugh when suddenly they are waking up to even a bigger horror, as it turns out, Jesus might be Indian and has informed us he’s coming through the Texas border soon illegally, as his white MAGA followers are waiting for him to return. He’s been using bleaching creams like Fair and Lovely to look white, so he won’t have to face any opposition, hopefully, and will be given the red carpet treatment and welcomed by President Trump at the White House.
Among the rumours we heard, his name could be Jesus Patel from Gujarat, while others claim he’s Jesus Singh from Punjab, and some even claim Jesus Krishnaswamy from Tamil Nadu, who runs a Dosa franchise.
Still, whatever the truth, with the DNA study of the Shroud of Turin being Indian, it makes sense that Jesus was actually of Indian descent himself if he existed, because even in ancient times, Hindu gurus, swamis, and holy men did travel out of India to preach Dharma. There’s even a theory that he came back to India later. Later on, their teachings and even their physical looks have been changed to more European as part of the Aryan white race theory, which is still kept alive.
A recent DNA study of the Shroud of Turin suggests the ancient relic may have origins in India. Researchers analysed genetic material and found markers linking the Shroud to Indian lineage. This revelation challenges centuries-old beliefs about its European origins and has sparked global discussions among historians, scientists, and religious communities.
