PM Modi while deeply meditating in an upside-down Yogi Posture at 4 o’clock in the morning was immediately requested to be present at an emergency meeting at the Sansad Bhavan – the Indian Parliament House.
While in shock, teary-eyed PM Modi had to announce to the BJP ministers and the opposition parties that the British lawmaker Johnny Mercer has urged prime minister Boris Johnson to stop foreign aid worth more than £50m being sent to India amid its repeated abstention in resolutions at the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) against Russia for invading Ukraine.
Mr Mercer has said Britain should end this donation to India as “far worthier causes are around”. Having a few extra pennies sent by the UK was useful for the Indian state when buying pakoras and paan but now it looks they will have to pay themselves.
This announcement was followed by mayhem and anger with chair-throwing and riots inside the parliament building where Indian Army Black Cat Commandos had to be called in to get things under control. Rahul Gandhi blamed the BJP for causing this situation with the UK while collapsing, and had to be carried out on a stretcher as he faintly repeated ‘ pakora pakora pakora’ till he became unconscious.
‘Tears were seen everywhere as if the Ganga had descended onto Sansad Bhavan Itself ‘ Said, the Times of India.
Tomorrow mass demonstrations will be held outside the British Embassy with the slogan ‘Gora I want my Free Pakora’.
Jokes Aside. India doesn’t need any Aid as explained here in a few tweets